Welcome to the Super Secret Mystery Page- The one the government doesn't want you to know about. Well too bad, Jack, cause like Gorilla Monsoon once told me, "Jesse, you really ought to see somebody." Well, I see everything, Gorilla. I see the world laid bare before me and I do not like what I see. You hear me, Gorilla? Do you understand me now?!
Where was I? Ah, hell. I can't remember. Anyways, you found the Super Secret Mystery Page so... There you go.
